i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
