Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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