The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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