once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I am available for nakedness
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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