am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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