let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You ruined the universe
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
