...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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