So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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