Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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