Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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