I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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