i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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