I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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