I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
