It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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