Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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