If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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