So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
this just has baby written all over it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Randomize
