Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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