their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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