But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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