This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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