So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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