I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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