I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
