Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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