If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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