Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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