its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
