Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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