If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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