doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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