In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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