operation have a gay friend backfired
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
