Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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