I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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