weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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