He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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