3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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