paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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