why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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