I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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