So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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