Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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