so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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