if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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