a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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