so explain again why im purple
no
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
