Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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