Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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