He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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