Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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