You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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