I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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