The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The struggles of a small town man whore
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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