Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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