Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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