that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
